My best friend, Nellie-of-the-modern-world (Not to be confused with Nellie O'Malley. THAT Nellie still lives in 1904, poor kid. Nellie-of-the-modern-world is a girl from my karate class also named Nellie even though she isn't the same person. Her full name is Nellie Mallery, and she's my best friend of the modern world). ANYWAY, Nellie-of-the-modern-world and I were going to practice kar-a-te in my room when the Freckle Freak popped in, asking for money so she could get something from the ice cream truck. I asked her why she couldn't buy it herself, and she said she was broke. I ignored her. She got mad at this so I just told her I was empty on cash. Then she walked right up to my piggy bank, smashed it on the floor, and took some dollars and coins with her, screamed "YOU LIED TO ME!" and left. What a baby and creeper. I'm not worried, though. I can always sneak into her room and take even more cash.
This is just today's complaint. One good thing about 1904 is that it didn't have Kit. She's worse than Eddie Ryland! Well, maybe not. Eddie Ryland is pretty terrible.
Anyway, Kit is evil. Kit spelled backwards is Tik. Tiks bite people; they are evil.
So don't buy Kit this holiday season. Not for you, not for your mama, not for your daughter, not for anyone. You will sorely regret ever bringing this monster into your household. Samantha says NO to Kit.
On second thought, if you want to take this thing off my hands....if you think you can tame it...I'll sell her! Use the money to buy me a skateboard. If you want a monsterous Kit doll, a freckle freak, a babyish 8 year old, a stealer, a lier.....comment below. It'd be a HUGE favor to me.